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Keneto presents...

One roll to rule them all
And another one to line them.
One roll to patch the leak
And in the darkness, bind them.

A 3M production. Action/Adventure. Lord of the Rolls Part II: Twin Towers is the sequel to Red Green's Duct Tape Forever. In this episode, Sauron has unleashed the power of the Duct Tape upon MiddleEarth! Who will stand against the cheesy one-liner repartée? Perhaps only a band of mis-matched adventurers.

I haven't had a shower in several weeks and there's enough grease in my hair to give me a perpetual greased-look. I lost my socks. Please help me find them. Maybe if I turn up in enough places, someone will hand me food, cause I'm never eating. Someone give me a sword so I can personally take on half the known world. I've got women chasing me across the other half.

Oh please help. I'm so utterly lost and confused. You mean that I have to waste 9 hours of your life in my quest to essentially carry a ring to a volcano? Aren't there better ways to get rid of it? I know we tried to destroy it (in Episode 1) by hitting it with a hammer, but really, that's not much effort. We should have encased it in molten lead. Or made Gandalf wear it while he was sleeping. That would have been funny. We could forge a hundred duplicates of it and send a copy to each corner of the world. Here's an idea... since there's a cave of ghosts and only the "true king" can go in there, hide the ring in the cave. Oh okay, fine. I'll carry the ring around then. Much easier. Whatever.

I basically can't miss. I could probably hit the volcano from here... just let me attach that ring to my mighty arrow.

Hi, I'm comedy relief. Let's all mock the short guy.

I'm dying every 15 minutes because I have no other parts to play. PLEASE! Someone write me extra parts in this movie. Hey wait, I can steal roles from other characters that will go unnoticed. Man, I have a face so ugly it could mangle a chainlink fence. Cut my hair short, get me out of this drape, and I could steal Aragorn's parts.

My only good part, that of killing that angry guy, should probably have been given to Arwen, but I wanna be in Aragorn's harem.

I'm a glory hound. I'll just snag the best positions in each scene. I'm your token wizard, but I don't actually cast any spells. I mean, sure I make nice fireworks that scare away angry dragons and little campy, dinky flames that take out stone causeways, but you'll never see me stoop to making a lightning bolt, or a bowl of porridge, or anything else useful/edible/other.

I'm basically an evil twin copy of Gandalf. Maybe we're the Olsen Twins after a surgical procedure.

Time for Boy George to make his comeback.

"If you love a human he'll just die and you'll be standing there in the cold with leaves blowing about that no one will rake and a dead body pickling on a stone altar yadda yadda..."
Man, I'm depressing and I don't shut up. I make swords in my spare time off-camera. You damn fool humans have messed up the world because you can't work together. Screw you guys, we're going home.

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	I haven't had a shower in several weeks and there's enough grease in my hair to give me a perpetual greased-look. I lost my socks. Please help me find them. Maybe if I turn up in enough places, someone will hand me food, cause I'm never eating. Someone give me a sword so I can personally take on half the known world. I've got women chasing me across the other half.
	Oh please help. I'm so utterly lost and confused. You mean that I have to waste 9 hours of your life in my quest to essentially carry a ring to a volcano? Aren't there better ways to get rid of it? I know we tried to destroy it (in Episode 1) by hitting it with a hammer, but really, that's not much effort. We should have encased it in molten lead. Or made Gandalf wear it while he was sleeping. That would have been funny. We could forge a hundred duplicates of it and send a copy to each corner of the world. Here's an idea... since there's a cave of ghosts and only the "true king" can go in there, hide the ring in the cave. Oh okay, fine. I'll carry the ring around then. Much easier. Whatever.
	I basically can't miss. I could probably hit the volcano from here... just let me attach that ring to my mighty arrow.
	Hi, I'm comedy relief. Let's all mock the short guy.
	I'm dying every 15 minutes because I have no other parts to play. PLEASE! Someone write me extra parts in this movie. Hey wait, I can steal roles from other characters that will go unnoticed. Man, I have a face so ugly it could mangle a chainlink fence. Cut my hair short, get me out of this drape, and I could steal Aragorn's parts.
	My only good part, that of killing that angry guy, should probably have been given to Arwen, but I wanna be in Aragorn's harem.
	I'm a glory hound. I'll just snag the best positions in each scene. I'm your token wizard, but I don't actually cast any spells. I mean, sure I make nice fireworks that scare away angry dragons and little campy, dinky flames that take out stone causeways, but you'll never see me stoop to making a lightning bolt, or a bowl of porridge, or anything else useful/edible/other.
	I'm basically an evil twin copy of Gandalf. Maybe we're the Olsen Twins after a surgical procedure.
	Time for Boy George to make his comeback.
	"If you love a human he'll just die and you'll be standing there in the cold with leaves blowing about that no one will rake and a dead body pickling on a stone altar yadda yadda..." Man, I'm depressing and I don't shut up. I make swords in my spare time off-camera. You damn fool humans have messed up the world because you can't work together. Screw you guys, we're going home.